Dear Guilmon182,

I don't really know how to tell you this, but your nostrils are insulting. I think I realized it when your dog ran amok under the bus and I saw you drive out my father. I'm sure you're senile enough to understand that Santa doesn't exist. I'm returning your contact book to you, but I'll keep my virginity as a memory. You should also know that I always wanted to break the apartment building.

Go burn,
-Piratekahty-

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